Ben Folds!

Dear Ben Folds,
You are absolutely the best person ever. Please clone yourself so that I can have sex with you without feeling like an adulterous asshole.
Love always,
Charline

    If that wasn't a hint, the Ben Folds show yesterday was spec-fucking-tacular-- hands down the best concert that i've ever been to. It was worth the ticket price and the twenty dollars that we used to bribe the security guard to let us go in the front of the line (he approached us, for the record). The opening act was Corn Mo, who could best be described as a mix between Queen and Meatloaf. He was not bad, actually, but I was so giddy for Ben to come on that I barely paid attention. Eliav, Amy, Eric and I had bought CVS medical eyepatches and wore them for Learn to Live With What You Are (because he dresses up as a pirate for the music video for that song) and he noticed us! Twice!

It was quite possibly one of the best moments of my life.

    For what it's worth, i'm not just a teenage fangirl of the guy. He's one of the most talented lyricists and musicians of our time, and the humor that he injects into his music is fantastically amusing. It doesn't hurt that he has a very strange nerdy attractive thing going on.

    I would post photos, but I was using my Dad's piece of shit camera and didn't really get anything good. I can't wait to see him again. I hope he comes around again soon.